1 - The Day Joe Smiley "Ate the Bad Oyster"
2 - Mirror Image with Varicose Eyeballs
3 - The Mirage of Daughterly Fears
4 - Lord High Solver of Puzzledom
5 - A Carouser's Ode to Sentimentality
6 - Runaway magination on the Back of a Wild Mare
7 - The Voice From the Wee Gee Board
8 - Phantom in the Woodwork
9 - A White-Knuckle Ride for Lucky St. Christopher
10 - Lost History Revived or an Excuse to put Tits on a Cigarbox?
11 - Island of Infantile Avarice
12 - Flying Saucer Attack on a Pirate Galleon
13 - The Tooth Fairy
14 - The Geodesic Specter in the Kaleidoscope
15 - The Last Ride of the Flying Purple People Eater
16 - Nine Indo-Nostril Pickineers
17 - Demon Rust
18 - apathy-Sicle
19 - The Chrome Plater's Wet Dream
20 - Vanity of the New
21 - The Thing in the Hope Chest
22 - The Were-Artist and his 2-D Conquering, Crushed Surrogate
23 - Worlds Yet Imagined
24 - Euclid, Ptolemy and Piss Pot Pete Watch Wet Paint Dry
25 - Conquest of Plastic
26 - Exploration of the Subconscious on I-40
27 - Beets and Beatniks
28 - Dr. cinnabar's Cybernoid Art Ray
29 - Theater of Snakes
30 - Hell-Toons
31 - The Ascension of the Mobile Abominators
32 - Curse of the Witch's Tattooed Tit
33 - The Polka Dot Paradox of Chewing Gum Underneath the Table
34 - The Rhyme of the False Perfectionists
35 - Cowboys and Amoebas
36 - Song of the Beast with the Folding Face